(via susiron)
u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is
You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )
what kind of eyes do y’all have
(via fartcerto)
i love being in a stand up comedy class and receiving serious emails like this from my professor
The context makes this even better
(via fartcerto)
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”
This is a man who knows what he’s about.
This song often pops into my head! I love this dude. The only thing that stresses me out though, is it looks like that tofu isn’t cooked. You can eat it raw ofc but… why would you?!
Because he loves it, of course!
(via kiwi)